The New Simply Red-- great choice

[mikelodge]

One Martinez up from Bologna and Don Andres. Or say from PC turn on street heading to Romonoff then at Martinez go right toward Coco and it is just up in first block on right.

All New, 5K US coffee, cappucino machine, pizza ovens, steam table all brand new completely covered top of the line equipment. EVen my US standards

Owner is Swiss and a chef seemed like nice guy. they offer nice service with quality example filets Migon many different ways for like 10 bucks and nice wine seleciton along with Belgium beer and much much more.

Check it out it was the best meal I had last trip. More to come on it with photos.

[gdogg]

Yeah, that red-headed guy could really sing. Really soulful. Wait...you're talking about a restaurant, aren't you. Never mind....

[mikelodge]

Yeah, that red-headed guy could really sing. Really soulful. Wait...you're talking about a restaurant, aren't you. Never mind....

Hey now, the guy is sort of light redish brown hair but seriously nice menu with reasonable prices. Some of you guys will like this.

I had steak and I will try pizza next trip because Bologna special Bologna pizza for 10 bucks was soggy in the middle but that is common on a loaded pizza and had some yellow shit like summer squash on the loaded one, yuck. I filled the ass (ash) tray with that shit off one 12 inch pizza. But it was still good except that yellow summer squash on there.

[gdogg]

"Ass tray"? That must have been one kinky chica!

[ralphie1]

"Ass tray"? That must have been one kinky chica!

guess you use that for the chunks. ewwwwww

[mikelodge]

"Ass tray"? That must have been one kinky chica!

I had a touch of the Absolute yesterday.

Ass tray was funny and I didn't even see it. I must have a psychological need for more ass, deep seated in my brain and look it is even hidden in there perhaps spelled different in the DR but Chulo, Cholo whatever I need some and never did climb Mt. Kimberly after Medic said she said no to Chulo.

What the hell can a guy count on anymore I did get a taste of fucking chulo later and it wet my appetite.

[DCIronman]

I had a touch of the Absolute yesterday.

What the hell can a guy count on anymore I did get a taste of chulo later and it wet my appetite.

*Gasp* YOU TASTED A CHULO?!?!


God, Mike. There's not enough Absolute in the world. I think you should've taken that one to the grave with you.

Did he pay you? Or did you do it for free? I hope you at least charged him.

Damn!!!

[gdogg]

I guess we SHOULD cut him some slack. He must've had a real tough night with all the Absolut, chulo tasting, and whatever that "ass tray" sex act is. Next time Mike, take a wingman with you!

[yayow]

ML we kid you cause we enjoy you, we never know what the hell may come off your keyboard, but I tell you I can't wait to read what's next.

[mikelodge]

*Gasp* YOU TASTED A CHULO?!?!


God, Mike. There's not enough Absolute in the world. I think you should've taken that one to the grave with you.

Did he pay you? Or did you do it for free? I hope you at least charged him.

Damn!!!

I thought Chulo is a putas ass nothing to do with a guy

[DCIronman]

I thought Chulo is a putas ass nothing to do with a guy

That's a "culo". The term "chulo" is often used when referring to a guy who gets his money from chicas who fuck gringos. He usually demands sex from them as well, and a huge percentage of Sosua have one.

I knew what you meant Mike. I just couldn't resist yanking your chain. You're always such a good sport about it.

And thanks for the restaurant review.

[WickedWillie]

I thought Chulo is a putas ass nothing to do with a guy

A 'chulo' (chew-low) literally means a 'pimp', or in the Dominican context can be used to mean 'boyfriend' who lives off or enjoys the money that his chica earns. He does not neccessarily 'pimp' her out in the usual definition.

They all usually have them.

A puta's ass (or anyones') is a 'culo' (coo-low) or 'culito' (coo-lee-toe)and literally means 'asshole' although in the Dominican context has come to cover the whole ass area.

I hope you fucked the latter not the former, but hey I'm liberally minded!!!

[JD426]

culito is her ass. Culo is her ass hole...

jeeeshhhhh

never mind, Willie beat me to it...

[mikelodge]

That's a "culo". The term "chulo" is often used when referring to a guy who gets his money from chicas who fuck gringos. He usually demands sex from them as well, and a huge percentage of Sosua have one.

I knew what you meant Mike. I just couldn't resist yanking your chain. You're always such a good sport about it.

And thanks for the restaurant review.

This explains why I had such a hard time getting girls to agree to the ass.

I must have looked like a dumb ass saying to girls Chulo and pointing to them and saying Mi want Chulo. They must have thought I wanted to Pimp them.
I got some serious eye rolls and funny looks.

I don't care they will have forgotten when I get back next month.

Next time I will remember Culo and increase my ass number.

[JD426]

Please tell me you're not serious...

[mikelodge]

culito is her ass. Culo is her ass hole...

jeeeshhhhh

never mind, Willie beat me to it...

I will remember CooLOW now it is time to drive to town and download some pics onto my laptop at Starbucks for posting. I found one of the two SM cards I hope I didn't lose the other one it had some funny shit on it.

[Beads]

No wonder these chicas got confused he kept asking for their pimp

I wonder how many chicas went back to their chulos and said I had this potential customer that kept asking for you last night!

[mikelodge]

No wonder these chicas got confused he kept asking for their pimp

I wonder how many chicas went back to their chulos and said I had this potential customer that kept asking for you last night!

No shit, and JD asked if I was serious

I will always be the first to laugh at myself just as easily as laughing at others.
It is all about having fun and staying safe.

[Jimbo44]

To be honest with you, I really do not think a large percentage of these chicas running loose in Sosua have pimps,, chulos, etc. I think I would have noticed by now. Pimps like to hang out in the background, and I have yet to see one in all my travels. I have taken many a chica back to her pad in Charamichos and even further off the beaten path on my rented motos many mornings. Even been up into some of their casas.

[PapiQueRico]

Just to continue the Spanish 101. There is a term for ass cheeks which can be used in relatively polite company. That would be Nalgas