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After hearing all this bad info about El flow I am glad I never really felt the need to hang at that spot at night. I did not spend 1 night there so I had no idea about all the bad trouble makers there at night. I guess I had good instinct to just always pass by and never stop in to eL flow at night.
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Once some idiot tourist ignites a situation with their 'ugly tourist' attitude, all tourists become one of 'them' if it gets ugly. Been there, done that.
I never had a problem at El Flow, but we are already one of them. I notice the looks the chico's give tourist, that why I am never comfortable there. I dont want to walk by that place at night, too crowded. Trying to walk down the street is like walking in Classico's
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Hey now, my family doesn't look like these guys. But they are good ole boys and this picture is intended to show how crappy some people can look sometimes after a night of hard drinking.Originally Posted by continentalmike
Which one is your daddy? JK....
Imagine cleaned up and dressed riding a Harley and then they would look better.
I am probably the biggest bum in my family most of them spend more on clothes in a year then I do in 10. But I just don't care noone turns my money down.
I can say NOONE in my family would ever go in El Flow. Passions yes but nothing that noisy.
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El Flow is like any other spot in America that once was cool when it first opened but then the word gets out and the knuckleheads come and F' it up for everybody.
How many clubs you guys know that after it became the "SPOT" was shut down or had shootings/stabbings take place inside or right out side of the establishment.
When our watering hole turns dry/sour we find a new watering hole. That might be Rumba.
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The casino is kind of a nice place to visit. What I would really like to see is a nice bar on the water like a Piergorgio/Waterfront type of place but with music and dancing until late under the stars. Like Valentinos in Mazatlan did years back or like Ricks in Negril.
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Which is across the street, so it won't take long for folks to find it. That said, if the guy who runs El Flow also happens to be the guy who runs the province, odds are good it'll stay open for some time.
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Actually, if she was Dominican, the shirt would read "Fuck Me"And short little Jean Shirts with some cowboy boots so that when they get drunk and have trouble walking in there boots they say Will you help me get my Boots Off?
Of Course Little Lady it'd be my pleasure park your little behind right here, I gottcha.
Some of the best little crotch shots (some without panties) and a few giggles to be had here. They like the safe older guys nobody fucks with.
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And that's the one of the many reasons I don't bother with NA country & western gals.
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Funny shit.
If your the type that gets intimidated easily, then your going to have problems everywhere you go, DR, NYC....let's not even discuss Meddy.
EL FLOW is a Dominican Bar for Locals.....If your a scary dude, There are plenty of fag ass AI's that cater to you.
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One will fuck anything for money and maybe steal from you or cause all types of drama and problems. Or maybe just be a great time for money.Actually, if she was Dominican, the shirt would read "Fuck Me"
And that's the one of the many reasons I don't bother with NA country & western gals.
The other one will only fuck if she actually wants to or is given lavish gifts or you get her so drunk or loaded somehow she wants to fuck.
Either way it costs you money and you fuck and maybe get fucked. Just Geography and variety. I like both and 98 other types in between.
Maybe I should join EHarmony and find my true love someone said to me once.
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e-harmony has salmon??
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scared of these guys...Monger Pleeeease LMAO
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some cats are afraid of their own shadow and as soon as someone gives them a hard look they put their head down and start acting nervous.
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On my first couple of trips, I walked past El Flow without even noticing the place. I would walk down Dr. Rosen, take a left and then it all seemed like a giant mass of chica flesh. Merengue Bar, Latino's, etc., it did not matter. All I was looking for was a chair so I could sit, nurse a beer and watch the endless parade of chicas.
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They probably have some assorted variety of scents of a woman including but not limited to:e-harmony has salmon??
Salmon, carp, bear, bear shit, deer piss, goat, cow shit, cow in heat, and plain old B.O and rotten menstruation. Someone said once that her Petunia was Flowering.
For those that have no Idea what I am talking about it is about Jack's old Salmon joke that few probably remember.
At El Flow it would be more approprate to say those that smell like a $20 whore
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Hey that's my line
I've been in worst places than El Flow, but I'm on vacation. I have no time for a MF who has nothing to loose. I'm there for drinking and fucking. Fuck the Dumb Shit.
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I've been in worst places than El Flow, but I'm on vacation. I have no time for a MF who has nothing to loose. I'm there for drinking and fucking. Fuck the Dumb Shit.[/quote]
No shit!!! I'm right with ya!!!!
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Phi I FEEL YOU!!! You and I both know that "Process" can be a whole lot worse then these dudes sitting here... SMH some dudes be scared of there own shadows.Hey that's my line
I've been in worst places than El Flow, but I'm on vacation. I have no time for a MF who has nothing to loose. I'm there for drinking and fucking. Fuck the Dumb Shit.
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I enjoy El Flow, mostly in the afternoon, and was there last night. They have a Wednesday special on servicios....2 bottles of rum, a coke, ice, etc....for $200RD! Literally cheaper than you can buy elsewhere, like a supermarcado or liquor store and you get a table, chairs, chicas, atmosphere included....beat that!
I also like Rumba, when the music is lower, and it's much lower than opening week. The service is superior as is the facility but it's hard to beat being in the mix at El Flow.
I doubt that it's truly dangerous for most but if you're a target it's not the best place to hang out...but I never worry about it and have had zero issues, nor has anyone I know IIRC.
Do i think it should be located where it is? No but it's here to stay and has turned out to not be a big deal in the larger scheme of things.
.....and with that I'm off to the beach
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Lt. Colonel Bill Kilgore says:
"You smell that? Do you smell that? CHOCHA , son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of CHOCHA in the morning. You know, one time we fucked a whole Strip full of ‘em , for twelve hours straight we Fucked. When it was all over I walked up and down Pedro Clisante past El Flow . We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' Puta . The smell, you know that CHOCHA smell, the whole Street. Smelled like... victory. Someday … this Sosua Chocha Buffet is gonna end......"
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