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I was wondering if anyone knows a certain Yessenia del Carmen Fernandez Acosta pictured here, often seen on the strip hanging out at the Merengue Bar. Normally I believe uses the professional name "Alexandra".
Would be interested to hear of any past experiences or encounters anyone has had with this chica. Please do not feel the need to edit your comments in any way.
I will soon have a very interesting tale to tell...
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getrhythm, she used to go by Margarita. my brother and my friend had her on 2 different trips.. i didnt ask for details but they didnt have any complaints that i can recall. all they said was shes a lot shorter once she gets the heels off. by the way.. check your mail on here. its voltage.. saw you there in sept.
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Just for a little preview, here's a current picture of my right wrist after an evening spent in her company a few nights ago...
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holy shit. yeah that definitely didnt happen to either my brother or my friend.
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ouch!! i assume the elusive snapping pussy didnt have teeth so wtf is the deal with that??Originally Posted by voltage69
i have a feeling she did that to me she would have been laying on the other side of the room
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Wtf. I can't wait to hear this. Shit got heated and she flipped right? I have had my back gauged during sex and my face slapped for being a dog while with a regular but not that.
It aint over till I am done!!!
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I just spoke to my friend who was with her.. he did recall that she farted in her sleep.
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most hookers carry knives which is pretty common on the islands so beware
you certainly don't need to go up against a drugged out/drunk hooker with a temper wielding a knife while you are on vacation
sorry about the stitches guy
Last edited by SeaWeed; 11-14-2010 at 07:58 PM.
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Does this tie into the etiquette on waking sleeping chicas thread?
Some do wake up cranky
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That ain't no lie. When your tale is done I think it will be interesting to hear how others think they would have handled it. No doubt many different opinions but until you are in that situation it is hard to say with certainty what you whould do. Especially given the time element involved in this particular instance.
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pretty funny
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Jeez bro, you did have an exciting last few days didn't you.
Glad you made it out.
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Fairly certain she picked my pocket for a few hundred pesos in Classico. was at the bar and she backed her ass up to me grinding me. I was pretty drunk. I was wearing those shorts with 2 sets of pockets in the front and i usually keep my money in the bottom with the button closed. i just bought 2 beers one for me and one for a chica i know. didnt realize i put the money in the top pocket. I knew she was up to something but was enjoying myself so i waited and when i felt her hand where my pocket was i grabbed her wrist, she was shocked but she took off. i realized when i went to get another beer she got me.
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Well this should be interesting..
btw I was nice meeting yoo Getrhythm. Only sorry we didnt get a chance to chat some more, you seem like a very cool guy. and Im Sorry this happened to you. Sounds like a crazed chica story coming on.
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I did get a preview from getrythm earlier this week, saw him patched up and all I couldn't believe it what happened. Sad to meet under those circumstances but today a warning is going to be made and we're listening
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Hate to hear that you had drama during your holiday...But damn, are those teeth marks?
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Yeah, Alessandra...
Poor experience 3 years ago. Agressive. Racist. Drunkard. Lier. Tattoed.
Also maybe a mother and a lost soul
R I P - 06/17/2013
Sorry about your injuries GR. I cant wait to hear your story.
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looks like you fed her after midnight. isnt she related to the infamous yenni?
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