3' Midget is carrying a concealed pistol below his belly

[MrHappy]

Heres an idea, Dont get into any confrontations with the Locals and you wont have to ever worry about it ,esp when they are drinking as was said. Unless you got a national army guy standing next to you just dont argue with these fuckers at all and focus on the chicas. As Ruckus said, just assume everyone is packing .
You guys are only looking at the negative side of this, carrying can can also prevent things from popping off. Its the great equalizer. Your chances of getting hit by a stray are no greater & probably a lot less than a car running you down as you are crossing the street.

I never worry about the bullet with my name on it, it's the one that says "to whom it may concern" that I'm trying to avoid.

[hughgrection]

a chica pointed 2 38's at me but she didnt have a gun

[Corrado]

To own and carry a gun in the DR you have to be a citizen or have residency. There are 2 permits, 1 to own a gun and 1 to carry it in public. Like all laws in the DR enforcement is selective based on who, how much, and where.

[deezl]

"call me a midget again, motherfucker!"

[Sidney]

Here he is.

Click to see pic

YES, that is him!

[FritoBandito]

lol no. that's not the sosua midget.

It's easy to get confused, all them midgets look alike !!!!!!!! (snicker, snicker)

Knock Knock
Who there?
Midget?
Midget who?
A midget who can't reach the door bell !!!

[WickedWillie]

YES, that is him!

Thanks for confirming his identity Sid.

I was getting confused with all the others out there.

[TNT72]

Frito, I have to thank you. The more you talk out of your ass, the more money I see myself and Nap making money off the shirts we're gonna print.

The next shirt's front is gonna be.....(in small print)

I know the little man and his name is Eferme (spelling?). He strikes me as an easy-going guy, he's probably carrying for his own protection against his fellow Dominicans.

I know he probably does a little drug-dealing on the side, I've seen him palm-off money and small baggies in Rumba.

I wouldn't be scared of him, and I seriously doubt he'll pull a gun on a gringo unless the gringo is threatening him with serious bodily harm.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen in Clasicos was Eferme getting a lap dance by 6 chicas.....the look on his face was priceless........

I buy him a beer every once in awhile, it's good to have some Dominican friends around town........

It's easy to get confused, all them midgets look alike !!!!!!!! (snicker, snicker)

Knock Knock
Who there?
Midget?
Midget who?
A midget who can't reach the door bell !!!

The back will read

Knock Knock

Frito. "Who's there"
National Police. "National Police"
Frito. "National Police who?"
National Police. "National Police who just busted a midget Domincan dealing drugs and had a hidden pistol, and can't pay us off. So, we'll take the 340lb, long haired gringo, drinking beer with the little guy, to jail for his crimes. Since he can afford to pay us!!!!"

[FritoBandito]

Frito, I have to thank you. The more you talk out of your ass, the more money I see myself and Nap making money off the shirts we're gonna print.

The next shirt's front is gonna be.....(in small print)

I know the little man and his name is Eferme (spelling?). He strikes me as an easy-going guy, he's probably carrying for his own protection against his fellow Dominicans.

I know he probably does a little drug-dealing on the side, I've seen him palm-off money and small baggies in Rumba.

I wouldn't be scared of him, and I seriously doubt he'll pull a gun on a gringo unless the gringo is threatening him with serious bodily harm.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen in Clasicos was Eferme getting a lap dance by 6 chicas.....the look on his face was priceless........

I buy him a beer every once in awhile, it's good to have some Dominican friends around town........







The back will read

Knock Knock

Frito. "Who's there"
National Police. "National Police"
Frito. "National Police who?"
National Police. "National Police who just busted a midget Domincan dealing drugs and had a hidden pistol, and can't pay us off. So, we'll take the 340lb, long haired gringo, drinking beer with the little guy, to jail for his crimes. Since he can afford to pay us!!!!"

Sorry, I can't talk out my ass, but I sure can whistle a catchy tune with it.......

The midget is just a casual acquaintance....so I don't hang with him per se......

Now that I know he's packing, that makes me a little more leery of his company.......

I'm friendly towards him, and that's about as far as the social interaction goes......

And, hey, don't get me paranoid about the cops, one run-in with them was enough for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.
About those shirts, where's my royalty check?????????????????

P.P.S.
I've never weighed 340 lbs in my life.............

[TNT72]

Sorry, I can't talk out my ass, but I sure can whistle a catchy tune with it.......

The midget is just a casual acquaintance....so I don't hang with him per se......

Now that I know he's packing, that makes me a little more leery of his company.......

I'm friendly towards him, and that's about as far as the social interaction goes......

And, hey, don't get me paranoid about the cops, one run-in with them was enough for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.
About those shirts, where's my royalty check?????????????????

P.P.S.
I've never weighed 340 lbs in my life.............

Wait the fuck a minute. I'll take all three highlighted sentences, one at a time.

1) "now that you know he's packing......it will make you a little more leery????"

You already fucking admitted to seeing him dealing drugs while "you were just innocently sharing a beer with him"

Fuck it....arguement over!

And royalty check for what? We never quoted you! We just made fun of you!!!!

[FritoBandito]

Wait the fuck a minute. I'll take all three highlighted sentences, one at a time.
1) "now that you know he's packing......it will make you a little more leery????"

You already fucking admitted to seeing him dealing drugs while "you were just innocently sharing a beer with him"

Fuck it....arguement over!
And royalty check for what? We never quoted you! We just made fun of you!!!!

I never said that, so don't misquote me!!!!!!!

Don't read anything into what I never wrote in the first place, thank you.........

I happened to be in El Flow on some nights where I saw him dealing.....and I don't recollect even saying hello to him while I was there.....

Shit, if the cops are going to be knocking on anybody's door it's your's, I didn't have MY picture taken with the midget in Classicos being all buddy, buddy with him....so "what-chu talkin' 'bout, Willis??????"

Now who's talking out their ass??????

P.S.
For the record, I saw the midget dealing out of El Flow, not Rumba......typo on my part........

[givengo440]

This is a funny thread... Who gives a fuck the lil dude is packing ,dealing drugs, a porno star, etc... Now that you know just be careful if you are around him. Nuff said sheesh

[JD426]

Im sure the other touts have never dealt drugs or carried weapons. I hear thats why the US has a program where we send them back, to lead the others by example.