Not my first rodeo

[deezl]

That's always my plan.

I may call 1 or 2 past chicas, but this last trip only they knew I was there when they saw me. We internet blind date at home because it's easier than picking up women on the street, bar etc..BUT in paradise it's too easy to pick them up so it's stupid to try to online date them--especially putas, which they all are in some form or fashion.

It's easy to pick them up - if they're where you happen to be when you happen to be there. There's nothing wrong with importing talent from outside the Sosua market, there are a lot of absolute stunners in the DR who are perfectly willing to get down for some cash (or even just a good time) that will never come to Sosua to work the clubs.

[DMV]

Hold on. I don't know Jim, but some guys enjoy the "appearance" of a hunt. Jim might also like a little pre trip drama.

Jim- I think u are playing this just right so far. You have only promised the chica a 70 pesos presidente. Hell, my cup of coffee cost more than that. I say, go ahead a meet her during the day Then drop the offer to 500 or 1000 pesos. I bet she will bite. If not, NEXT.

You gotta love it when Dquick gives advice.

[Rubicon]

I remember once being quoted a price of 3k pesos by some dame in Puerto Plata. A hard core bitch. I reached into my pocket and was feeling around and pulled my hand out balled in a fist. As I moved to hand her the money she put her hand out with the biggest, cockiest grin on her face. As I placed my hand in hers with the back of my hand in her palm I flipped my middle finger out, and told her to go fuck herself. The look on her face was PRICELESS!!

[TONYTNT40]

You gotta love it when Dquick gives advice.

Well he is an expert in this field. He has tons of experience with chicas on their period, and not wanting to have sex, but still wanting to get paid.

I dont see why anyone would entertain this BS. Seems like extortion to me. "I'm only going to charge you 1500 to spend time with me, and you not getting any pussy and you have to pay me half up front." I would be insulted a chica tried to carry me, like I was stupid. I guess they know who to talk that BS to. My 1st response would have been "bitch is you crazy! "You should be sucking my dick trying to be my MF friend."

[Mr. Smooth]

You gotta love it when Dquick gives advice.

Ahh, go easy on him. He is a Canadian, ain't he?

[shredder]

There are many chicas online trolling for suckers. They ask for things that sound outrageous to us but to a naive newbie sitting in the US desperate for some attention from a young babe....Well, how does he know that isn't the norm. Anyway, some chicas troll the internet, throw out requests to 10 or 20 guys hoping that one will take the bait.

I've been online chatting with chicas that came on like gang busters to me and then I answered a few, key questions wrong (indicating I wasn't naive) and suddenly they have to log off.

[shredder]

One evening around 8pm in Sosua I was on Dom. Cupid chat. Some girl finds me and says she is in Sosua and asks if I'd like to meet. She says she is staying with her aunt in Casa Linda. We arrange to meet at Super Super at 10pm. To my surprise she shows up on time, is quite attractive and doesn't even ask for pesos to pay for the moto concho. We walk to Merengue Bar, sit with a friend of mine in the back and I buy her a beer....maybe two. She is NOT acting like a puta at all. She's acting like she's a good girl who wanted an escort to the wild and crazy puta bars. So I'm being a gentleman and she is being polite but I get this vibe that she has something else to do and I'm cramping her style. After about an hour she makes an excuse that her neighbor is there and can give her a ride home so we part company with a promise to call and go out again.

She was very attractive, polite and cost me nothing more than a beer or two....yet I vowed to not commit myself to a "date" again. Tying yourself down in Sosua is crazy. Committing yourself to a girl even for a few hours has too many pitfalls. This girl cost me nothing but if she'd wanted to milk it I could have been out big pesos on expensive drinks. If you want to meet up with an internet girl....maybe do a daytime lunch thing and YOU tell her upfront what restaurant and tell her you have an hour for a quick lunch if she would like to join you. That way you can meet her, screen her and decide if it may go somewhere....if it's a waste of your time you have an exit strategy established and off you go. You haven't wasted any precious P.P.H.T. (Prime Pussy Hunting Time)

[DMV]

Ahh, go easy on him. He is a Canadian, ain't he?

I wouldn't insult Canadians that way.

There are many chicas online trolling for suckers. They ask for things that sound outrageous to us but to a naive newbie sitting in the US desperate for some attention from a young babe....Well, how does he know that isn't the norm.

That's the key right there. It doesn't matter if a guy has never been outside of America. Common sense should tell you this is insulting to be asked a question like that. But common sense goes out the window when someone is desperate.

[SeaWeed]

You haven't wasted any precious P.P.H.T. (Prime Pussy Hunting Time)

now that is great...is that something you came up with or something we are all suppose to know?

[dquick]

Yes, that's exactly what you should do, listen to Dquick














Disclaimer: That statement was for entertainment purposes only-I wouldn't listen to a thing Dquick says.LOL and LMAO

Hopefully Jim does not read the fine print. If he meets up with this chica, it will make one hell of a story.

[dquick]

Bad advice here....unless you like drama dumb shit. Now I know you love that shit dquick but most guys do not. This chica is a problem waiting to happen.

Who me?????

[dquick]

Everyone knows I love the dumb shit too. But, I wouldn't let this scamming ho near me. In fact, I'd point her out to all my friends. Just so they know, later on, when I'm hammered, I don't take her home. She's the type that, I would wake up and my shit be gone!

You got a point, but I dont trust any of these chicas. The secret is to never get drunk and do your best to Puta proof your room. Lock up your money. Buy a laptop lock. And if you are a heavy sleeper, be very careful who you let spend a night.

I am a light sleeper and watch how much I drink. I am also paranoid about letting my drink out of my site. Also, if you have a favorita, find out as much as possible about her. Where she lives, in Sosua and at home. A favorita will get more oppotunities to rob you. You want to make sure that she knows, you can alwaus find her.

I have never been robbed in the DR. There is a reason why, even when I mess with high risk chicas.

[dquick]

waste of time really......just wait till you get there......
plenty of Chicas to choose from without any of the drama

I have found that talking to chicas online has helped with my spanish. So talking to an online scammer can serve a purpose. But to be totally honest, I have not met one in person In a while. Meet too many chicas when I arrive.

[dquick]

Well he is an expert in this field. He has tons of experience with chicas on their period, and not wanting to have sex, but still wanting to get paid.

I dont see why anyone would entertain this BS. Seems like extortion to me. "I'm only going to charge you 1500 to spend time with me, and you not getting any pussy and you have to pay me half up front." I would be insulted a chica tried to carry me, like I was stupid. I guess they know who to talk that BS to. My 1st response would have been "bitch is you crazy! "You should be sucking my dick trying to be my MF friend."

Hmmm. I think you have me confused with somebody else. The only chica who came to my room and did not give me sex, left with motto money only. And that was only because she agreed to pictures. And of course, I told her that I am not the type of guy to post them on the internet. LOL

[dquick]

Ahh, go easy on him. He is a Canadian, ain't he?

Nah. I am an expat American, living in Quebec and dont speak a lick on French.

[Jimmydr]

Nah. I am an expat American, living in Quebec and dont speak a lick on French.

Do you speak Spanish?

[dquick]

I wouldn't insult Canadians that way.

Heyyyy. I think I am a great addition to Canada. Another whore monger living in Quebec, who refuses to learn French. Now if I just stop taking showers and stop shaving daily, you would mistake me for a Canadian.

(JUST KIDDING. I love Canada...just not certain francophones in Quebec.)

[dquick]

Do you speak Spanish?

My spanish is getting passable. I work on my Spanish several days a week.

[SeaWeed]

Nah. I am an expat American, living in Quebec and dont speak a lick on French.

boy those French Canadians look down on us Americans a lot........
Montreal was fun but some of those Canadian women hated us Americans......
I could never live in Quebec........though Quebec City is a beautiful city........

Toronto is a lot more civil........and fun......to say the least

[Mr. Smooth]

Nah. I am an expat American, living in Quebec and dont speak a lick on French.

A thousand pardons good sir. Your Montreal location had me fooled. Didn't know you were American.

And you don't speak any French living there? Aren't those locals pretty hardcore when it comes to their language?

Besides not speaking French, I bet you don't drink Moosehead beer either. Amongst the worst tasting rock gut brew that ever parsed my lips.