---Saturday night El Drunko, Brooklyn Beas, G-Dogg, and I were hanging out at the Shark Bar in Sosua. The Shark Bar had a beach party from 7pm until 12am, filled with plenty of food, alcohol, live band,and chicas. We started off the night with a couple of shots just to warm us up to the drunken stuper we would be in as the night progressed. Keep all this drinking in mind because my drunken stupor is the defense I will use for what is to come.
--- At one point BBeas turns to me and says lets get El drunko a BBBJ on the beach, which GDogg and I agreed to. There was a cute small negra chica at the party who kept looking at me. I figured I will try and negotiate with her so she can give El D his BBBJ on the beach. I take her to the beach alone and negotiate 1000 pesos for a BBBJ for El D. The girls name was Angelina, black skinned chica, who said she was 18 years old, had as tight ass body, and claimed to know Lou.
--- We tell El D about the situation. He leaves with the chica for a darker quieter section of the beach to receive his present. While El Drunko was getting his BBBJ from the Angelina, BBeas and I are trying to watch a little and get photos. After 30 minutes El D comes back with the chica.
--- For the rest of the night, Angelina hung out next to me. As the time past I got more drunk and horney to fuck Angelina, even after her mouth was on El Ds pecker a half hour ago. I did make out with Angelina 30 minutes after she was sucking El D cock, but she was drinking alcohol so it must of killed off his sprem cells in her mouth. I have to admit this because B Beas got pictures of it. I also was regretting not giving El D Angelinas ugly friend instead, but I guess that is what friends are for. Well I talked with Angelina and she gave me a price of 1000 pesos for two hours. Everyone was going to Classicos after so I was still undecided whether to go with Angelina or not. Bbeas gave me a piece of his hotdog, which was boobytrapped, so I spilled yellow mustard all over my white shirt.
--- Since I had to go back to my room to change, I said fuck it, and took Angelina with me. Once in my room I gave her some mouth wash, which you can easily argue was to late. I made out with Angelina, got a BBBJ, and also fucked her like crazy. She was awesome in bed, and was even good with talking dirty to me and faking like she liked it. After two hours I sent her on her way and went to pick up someone.
MORALS OF THIS STORY:
Sharing is caring
Alcohol is a great Antiseptic
El Drunko doesnt taste that bad
If you like one girl, stick the ugly girl with your friend
funny shit!
Originally Posted by ajax718
....I'll know in an hr, but doubt thats the problem. They were fresh when I left and didn`t take that many
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