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    Re: Motor Conches

    Yamaha RX115. 115cc two-stroke 16hp beast !




    For a true motoconcho, remove the mirrors, flashers and part of the muffler.

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    Re: Motor Conches

    Quote Originally Posted by eldorob
    can't you just reach up and start choking the the crap out of him???
    The chicas always pick on me but when I ride a Moto I have one hand holding tight to his shoulder . . . If I go down muther-fucker . . . then your going down too ! !

    If I'm super wasted I stick a finger thru one of his belt loops on his pants . . . and tug a little to let him know he's goin down if we crash ! !

    NO FUCKIN RAPIDO (unless I say so . . . sometimes it's fun to race your buddies down the strip ! ! )
    Who me ? ? ?
    nahhhh . . . move along, move along . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_Jayman
    The chicas always pick on me but when I ride a Moto I have one hand holding tight to his shoulder . . . If I go down muther-fucker . . . then your going down too ! !

    If I'm super wasted I stick a finger thru one of his belt loops on his pants . . . and tug a little to let him know he's goin down if we crash ! !

    NO FUCKIN RAPIDO (unless I say so . . . sometimes it's fun to race your buddies down the strip ! ! )
    Walk or crawl you lazy prick.

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    My friends from work were going crazy about some pics I showed them after one of my trips. But one guy was really going crazy about the motos. He wanted me to get pics of them on my next trip (he's a mechanic, and really crazy about the illegal motos).














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    Quote Originally Posted by the_Jayman
    When I ride a Moto I have one hand holding tight to his shoulder . . . If I go down muther-fucker . . . then your going down too ! !

    If I'm super wasted I stick a finger thru one of his belt loops on his pants . . . and tug a little to let him know he's goin down if we crash ! !
    This sounds a little sexual!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by psriches
    This sounds a little sexual!!
    Love sweet mystery of life at last I've FOUND YOU!!!!


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    Re: Motor Conches

    Illegal? What's illegal about them?
    What is illegal is the guys riding without insurance, without tags, without licences, and without lights. Those are the ones that are getting snatched up. And they get a lot more pasolas than the small motorbikes.
    The bikes themselves are pretty neat. Most of the motoconchos use the 115cc bikes, but you can buy a kickass 135cc with dual disc brakes on the front, 6 speed transmission, and they haul ass.
    Kawasaki has also got a nice 125cc 4 stroker that is a nice method of transport!
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    Illegal? What's illegal about them?
    What is illegal is the guys riding without insurance, without tags, without licences, and without lights. Those are the ones that are getting snatched up. And they get a lot more pasolas than the small motorbikes.
    The bikes themselves are pretty neat. Most of the motoconchos use the 115cc bikes, but you can buy a kickass 135cc with dual disc brakes on the front, 6 speed transmission, and they haul ass.
    Kawasaki has also got a nice 125cc 4 stroker that is a nice method of transport!

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    Re: Motor Conches

    Ok, but how do you get yourself, a chica and the driver all on the same bike?? Some of the pics you guys post of the chicas are....., well lets just say they are well in the catergory of "BABY GOT BACK".....

    How does everybody fit?

    Wont be my problemo tho, I like the muy flacas
    (Baby Got Back makes Mr Happy sad)
    They do have some Muy Flaca spinner babes there, dont they???

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldorob
    Ok, but how do you get yourself, a chica and the driver all on the same bike?? Some of the pics you guys post of the chicas are....., well lets just say they are well in the catergory of "BABY GOT BACK".....

    How does everybody fit?

    Wont be my problemo tho, I like the muy flacas
    (Baby Got Back makes Mr Happy sad)
    They do have some Muy Flaca spinner babes there, dont they???
    They charge double fare so get two bikes.



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    Believe it or not, even girls with big behinds fit. The bigger the passengers, the farther up on the tank the driver will scoot. Motoconchos are not the brightest in the world, so the will do ANTHING to get a fare. I have seen bikes with a man, a woman, and 4 KIDS on the seat between them. The driver is way up against the handlebars, and the woman is hanging off the back. You gotta see it to believe it.
    Clearly you havn't seen the pictures on the DR related sites that show some of the things that get carried on bikes here.
    In your case however, JimmyDR is right, get two bikes. You ain't THAT cheap!! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHappy
    Motoconchos are not the brightest in the world, so the will do ANTHING to get a fare.

    I almost have the down payment to get one.

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    Mr Happy is Right . . . I've seen 4 people on one

    2 people and a propane tank (not a tank for your back yard grill . . . I Mean one of those BIG ASS 4 foot tall 3 foot diameter tanks)

    A friend of mine saw one with a full sized cloths washing machine . . . funny stuff ! !

    I ride 3 to a bike all the time and I'm no shrimp.

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    you know . . . WTF I never thought of that before . . . I pay double to ride home with my wife all the time . . . Why the hell don't I just get 2 ?

    Dumb ass nubie ! !

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_Jayman
    you know . . . WTF I never thought of that before . . . I pay double to ride home with my wife all the time . . . Why the hell don't I just get 2 ?

    Dumb ass nubie ! !

    Get two, yea two.

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    Re: Motor Conches

    One time I took a concho from the beach to the Palace in Sosua with a chica. The guy had a helmet hanging off the handlebars like in some of the pictures in this thread but moved off without making any effort to put it on his head. I was just thinking to myself "why have a helmet if you don't wear it?" when he reached into the helmet and pulled out a doughnut which he proceed to eat as he piloted the three of us, one handed, along Clissante.

    I've developed a fondness for walking around Sosua from that day!
    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

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    El Drunko took a choncho BOMBED from Sosua to Black Beards last August . . . Dumb ass ! !

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    Re: Motor Conches

    Quote Originally Posted by the_Jayman
    . . . Why the hell don't I just get 2 ?
    If you get 2 how are you going to play with her titties?

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    I almost have the down payment to get one.
    Last time I looked (like 2 years ago) I seen them for 36,000.

    One time I took a concho from the beach to the Palace in Sosua with a chica. The guy had a helmet hanging off the handlebars like in some of the pictures in this thread but moved off without making any effort to put it on his head. I was just thinking to myself "why have a helmet if you don't wear it?" when he reached into the helmet and pulled out a doughnut which he proceed to eat as he piloted the three of us, one handed, along Clissante.

    I've developed a fondness for walking around Sosua from that day!
    Usually they carry a helmet for when they see AMET, or when another moto gives them the signal that AMET is ahead (knocking on your head is the signal). They don't wear them for safety, only to avoid fines from AMET.

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