If you get a blowjob by a midget Dominicana, you can rest your drink or put an ashtray on their head while they blow you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by Mr. Smooth
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If you get a blowjob by a midget Dominicana, you can rest your drink or put an ashtray on their head while they blow you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lou from shark bar told me one of the Dominican locals accidentally shot his dick and balls off in el flow . He pointed the guy out to me he looked to be in his 30
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Little idiot should have been punted out the door for doing something so stupid, that's how BAD accidents happen, playing with guns.
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Er ... I think that is the general idea. Or do you think they should all wear one of these badges?
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In Canada we use rifles..............................for hunting venison!
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trey got cut by a chica with a knife last year, protecting that midget.
and then, after trey protects the dude, and gets cut..... the mother fucker has the nerver to hop up to the bar and ask trey to buy him a beer !!!!!!
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And of course, that's not all he's packing...
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next time just let that little fucker get cut insteadtrey got cut by a chica with a knife last year, protecting that midget.
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and then, after trey protects the dude, and gets cut..... the mother fucker has the nerver to hop up to the bar and ask trey to buy him a beer !!!!!!
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WTF, the little guy is a porn star, too???? Hahahahaha.........And of course, that's not all he's packing...
Doesn't surprise me all the much.......
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Can you tell us the story behind the incident. What happened?trey got cut by a chica with a knife last year, protecting that midget.
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and then, after trey protects the dude, and gets cut..... the mother fucker has the nerver to hop up to the bar and ask trey to buy him a beer !!!!!!
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lol no. that's not the sosua midget.
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Here he is.
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Trey only gave him 750 pesos for ST....... half price.
Enjoy it while you can.
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Usually hangs at Rumba, el Flow, and Latino's. I was sitting at Latino's bar near him. The chica bartender was sitting on the bar in front of him. He pulls the gun, places it on her lower back. I didn't know if he was serious or not? After a while, he placed it back in his pants. He scared the shit out of me ! BEWARE !
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That little mafioso munchkin is too small to be considered a tiguere, he's more like a bobcat..................
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not to worry, he was just trying to act BIG. lolUsually hangs at Rumba, el Flow, and Latino's. I was sitting at Latino's bar near him. The chica bartender was sitting on the bar in front of him. He pulls the gun, places it on her lower back. I didn't know if he was serious or not? After a while, he placed it back in his pants. He scared the shit out of me ! BEWARE !
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I figured the same thing. He was in Classicos last trip getting his dance on and giving me a dap out the blue. Seemed cool enoughI know the little man and his name is Eferme (spelling?). He strikes me as an easy-going guy, he's probably carrying for his own protection against his fellow Dominicans.
I know he probably does a little drug-dealing on the side, I've seen him palm-off money and small baggies in Rumba.
I wouldn't be scared of him, and I seriously doubt he'll pull a gun on a gringo unless the gringo is threatening him with serious bodily harm.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen in Clasicos was Eferme getting a lap dance by 6 chicas.....the look on his face was priceless........
I buy him a beer every once in awhile, it's good to have some Dominican friends around town........
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well...
unless you shoot first. and you're a really good, and fast shot.. then you'll be good.
but, you'll have to be lee harvey oswald good, because those dudes travel in packs
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....lol
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The National Police always used to stop people, especially Gringos on the Mountain road looking for illegal guns, from Sosua to Santiago. Of course they are also trying to make some pesos, whenever possible. Stopping Gringos can be good for business.
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