Wear the tightest jeans you can possible find, if there's a Hot Topic outlet near you just go and buy some girls pants size 0. Wear really, really, really, really pointy shoes, and button up shirt that's preferably pink. Also at night time wear sunglasses, don't pay any mind to the fact that it's 10:00 PM outside, or that you're in a dimly light club.
Or wear a tux, get a top hat, and a really cool cane with a Diamond at the end.
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