I've seen Smoozwill kick chicas out of his room because they said no beso no beso
Helping the 3rd world economy, one chica at a time !!!
Wow, flashback!
When I was a very young Man I also had a GF who wanted to make her spot permanent.
Not unlike your girl she also dated another guy while I was out of town.
Also not unlike your girl she was lonely and said she kissed him but didn't fuck him.
This admission served to release me from any obligation to her. She asked why years later and I explained it to her: "I hate liars and if you weren't lying and went through all that and didn't get any then you're an idiot and the only thing I hate worse than a liar is an idiot". Before that I had only seen the face she made on dogs.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I had to apologize for squeezing their ass and tits, it damn sure wasnt from kissing them. I'm trying to figure out, where you're going with this kissing shit? I dont even like kissing my girlfriend, much less some whores, I dont know, but know where their mouth has been. Ok, I got it, I was telling those whores, "caleboca beijos", and started squeezing their tits.
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Maybe this is a little off topic but in reading these responses I saw your countdown clock. Dammit I am jealous as shit. Wish I could have made it down but the fellas were bullshitting.
Back on topic....I've only kissed two chicas during the course of seven trips to the DR. Both occurred while I was sloppy drunk and the pussy just got too damn good for me. Almost like I had to reward the chica with a small beso on the lips (alright maybe it was full on tonsil hockey but that's besides the point). But I agree that I do not understand the complete fascination some dudes have with kissing on the mouth. If you get the urge and she's down then great for you....but catching feelings or getting upset that a ragging whore won't kiss you on the mouth is mind-boggling.
That being said....To each his own!
"You Stay Classy Sosua!"
Where I'm going is what you just wrote. You're MO is "Shut UP and Kiss me." Now you don't remember but you kissed a few in between the squeezing and you forgot cursing of the Whores. So I guess if you don't remember, you didn't do it.
This is what happens when you start drinking at 11am-11pm non stop.
I like telling whores to shut up, the kiss me part, just seemed funny, but like I said, I dont open my mouth,I kiss them with a closed mouth. I thought you knew that, but that's no biggie. I know you want to say I was drunk, but I dont get drunk enough to put my tongue in a whores mouth. I do remember cursing one out, the same one I wanted to fuck that night. que sera ,sera.
We aren't talking about lips here. Guys who have a kissing fetish almost always want to DFK. Every thing I've read states that a healthy vagina is cleaner than a mouth. And with the clit being outside off the fluid draining portions of the vagina and in many ways very similar to lips I can only conclude that the clit of a healthy vagina is somewhat cleaner than the vagina itself.
And I thought you knew I didn't either, but that's not how you told the story. So let let me tell it because it was funny. A girl came up and kissed me, she had long her so it got all over my face and mouth. When our friend saw me spitting he said, was it salty? I said no it's hair. He said, pubic? I thought it was funny, but it was her hair. You made it seem like I was tonguing her down.
I know you dont, this is not about you, "Jimmy Swaggart" I was talking about guys kissing girls in Casa's.Originally Posted by DMV;1195676[YELLOW
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Well sorry if I get confused Beavis when you post this:
I used to make fun of guys that kiss pro's. Saying, "how did Mike taste?" One time in Help disco, my friend kissed this girl and began to pull hair out of his mouth, one of my boys walked up and asked," pubic?" I am amazed at all the guys making out with these girls in Casa's. You know they just swallowed a load of cum, and see guys making out. it never cease to amaze.
Now let's move on to something else, you weren't talking about me, got it no need to comment more on this.
Really DMV, really??
You dont decide when to move on, especially when you make a comment like that, I know you a last word freak, and I am going to let you have it, cause frankly, this shit is gay! This is a whore board,if you felt I ruffled your feathers, I am a phone call away. I said I wasnt reffering to you you dont believe me that's your perogative. The floor is your, I am done, this shit is faggety!
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