Originally Posted by
the_Jayman
You also may want to consider a night or 2 at Billy's Field of Dreams.
Nice guy and a nice joint.
Carefull staying at Black Beards or Billy's and then going to Sosua. The hotel accomidations in Sosua are not comparable, but then again NOTHING compares to the town of Sosua. It's a fucking BLAST ! !
FUCKING BLASTin Sosua =
1. Motoconche racing against Jayman down the back beach road drunk as hell looking for hoes to bring back to the party.
2. Not finding hoes and racing down the main strip from Domino to Classico. Smacking motoconch driver's ass yelling "Muy Rapido!!!!!" Fuck I made it from Domino to Classico in 3.5 seconds.
3. At Classico Jayman saying "Dude I'm wasted. Im going back to let this little chica suck my dick." Five minutes later Im on a moto with my wife for the night and as we near Domino I hear "HEEYYYYYYY!!!!!". Yep theres Jayman at Dominos having a few more nightcaps. Might as well stop.
4. Seeing El D come out of the back of Passions, putting his hands in the air, and yelling "I WON!!".
5. Being awakened at 10am after just going to sleep at 8am by El D sticking his head in my window yelling at me to get up and start drinking.
6. Getting head at 10:10am and having Jayman stick his head in the window 30 seconds after busting a nut in my wife for the nights mouth.
7. Getting wasted and finishing a gallon of Captain Morgan with El D and Jayman before noon after my 10:10 bbjcim.
8. Taking your wife for the night back and she is so drunk she falls of the moto when you get back then thinking to yourself "I bet I can stick it in her ass and she won't even know it.".
9. Waking up in the morning with the wife from the night saying something about chulo aieee and walking funny.
10. Being able to holler off the balcony when it was raining "Soronji!!! Come give me a blow job! Muy Rapido!!".
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