Originally Posted by
rajeevp
I like both places. The quality is higher in San jose but so is the price. You do have to be careful in both places. Let me share my favorite San Jose story. I was staying at the Holiday in with two friends. each of us had rooms over the entrance . I was on top, below me was my buddy Mike, below him was Mikes buddy Ralph. Each nite as part of a friendly competition we would each put up $50 in a wager to see who would get the best looking girl. We would all go out on our balcony at 1:00 to compare girls. Six nights in a row either I won or Ralph won. Our last night, a saturday, Mike wanted to double the stakes. Fine we thought it was only fair to give him a chance to get part way even. We split up for the hunt. I found a decent entry but was not too confident. Mike went and found two smoking hot bitches, I don't know what he agreed to pay but they made him take them to an all you can eat buffet before going back to the hotel. He loaded up on spaghetti. Once they got back in the room the girls each took a shower. Mikes stomach started to hurt and he kept trying to rush the second girl to finish her shower. When the girl came out of the bathroom she must have pushed the lock button and closed the door behind her. By this time Mike was sweating bullets he really had to go #2. He tried to get the door open himself but he is no Mc Gyver. So he called the front desk and asked them to please send someone up right away to help him. The desk clerck said "we are a little busy with a wedding but I will send someone as soon as I can. " Mike waited and waited and it was fast approaching 1:00. Because of the stomach ache, the girls were just watching TV . Finnally Mike could wait no more and grabbed the ice bucket. Just as he had dropped his pants and started to explode the door opened and the hotel guy came in and said " senor, what are you doing"? Naturally the door opening startled Mike so some of the diarhea explosion missed the bucket. This made the two girls run away screaming. Mikes night was ruined and his chance to win over. For any normal guy this would have been the end of the story. Mike is not a normal guy. He waited for the hotel guy to open the bathroom door and then leave. When he got the call to come out on the balcony for the "show down". Mike dumped the contents of the ice bucket into a plastic bag. Then he went out on the balcony planning to dump the bag on his friend Ralph. His aim was no better than his lockpicking skills and the bag bounced off of Ralph's railing, opened up, and spread out into a brown cloud that fell all over the departing wedding party including the bride and her white dress. Within minutes the front desk guy was banging on his now double locked door screaming "Senor, why did you do that"? Of course Mike was scratching his head trying to figure out how they knew it was him. That little episode is why I have switched over to Sosua.
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