I’m technically not a newbie...but just got back from my first DR trip since joining a few months ago. I’m not much of a story teller but it seems like the protocol here is to post a trip report and possibly let others gain some knowledge for their upcoming vacation to paradise, so here we go…..
Flying down
A bit of a misstep on this one. My previous trips to the DR have always been to Boca Chica & Santo Domingo and while my fellow mongerers and I have always had a fantastic time, the feedback from my taxi driving/tour guide/translator connection down there and more importantly the feedback from ISOC mongerers was to visit Sosua (greatest advice ever, but we’ll get to that in a minute). We looked at prices into POP vs STI vs SDQ and the cheapest flights by far were into SDQ to that’s the route we chose. Not to mention, fellow ISOC member Yayow was throwing a pool party down in Boca…so we decided to fly into SDQ, connect with my taxi guy down there, drive to Sosua for 3 days and then come back to Boca/Santo for the pool party and our last 2 days. WRONG move on a few different levels. First of all, I knew from reading that the drive would be around 4 hours which doesn’t sound THAT bad when you’re trying to be cheap (lol) but the cost of the taxi ride combined with the long commute just did not make it worth it. Next time, I’ll suck it up…pay the extra $100 or so and simply fly into POP and I advise anyone else who is thinking about making that drive to do the same. So myself and my 3 wings proceeded to take the ride through the mountains, pick up our other 2 wingmen who were flying into STI and head to Sosua.
Hotel
So after taking that brutal 4 hour ride (more like 5 because our driver got lost) we arrive at the Terra Linda Hotel around 5:30 pm and check in. I did quite a bit of reading on ISOC before making that hotel choice and it sounds like there are other nice places for a little less (we paid $69/night) but I could not be happier with the stay at Terra Linda. The hotel itself is great, the restaurant is top-notch (including the daily free breakfast which was terrific every time) and the pool area can’t be beat. Water pressure was perfect, plenty of hot water and the A/C cranks hard (there were several points where I had to cut off the A/C because it got too cold). The staff was friendly (including the chica who worked at the salon who I fell in love with) and the hotel was quiet (in a good way)…not too many other mongerers staying there while we were there. Obviously Chica friendly and the security is 24 hours. We did a little recon on other hotels while we were down there but I think the Terra Linda was easily the best. If you want to save a little money there are other great options but $70 is reasonable to me so I’ll be back to the TL.
Hitting the Strip
Everyone checks into their room and we decide to meet back up in 30 mins to take a quick look and determine what Sosua is all about. I thought we would simply walk a few blocks, check the scene, find a money exchange spot, grocery store, etc and then head back to prepare for the night’s activities.….Little did I know that we were walking into the fucking lion’s den! Like I said before, I’ve only checked out Boca & Santo which I loved (or at least thought I did until now) but Sosua takes things to a whole other level. The best way I could describe it to my friends back home was like this….”You know how there are small towns around the US with one main industry…small mining town in West virginia, small logging community in Montana, small farming town in Ohio…well Sosua is a small Whoring community”. We walked approx. 30 seconds up to the main strip and encountered the best scene I’ve ever witnessed in my life. Chicas EVERYWHERE and they began to stare, smile, lick their lips, grab their tits, show their ass and make it well known what’s on the menu! We saw Rumbas right on the corner and it seemed like to best spot to grab a quick Presidente and gather our bearings. This place is NOTHING like Boca or Santo…Sosua is more like walking into a 100,000 sq ft Baskins Robbins with 131 flavors of pussy. Tall & slim, short & thick, light skinned, dark skinned, phat ass, tiny ass, huge/big/medium/small tits, long dark hair, long light hair and most of them are in that 19-24 year old sweet spot (Jesus, I’m a dirty old man). And the ratio of chicas to dudes was incredible. During the whole stay, I probably saw 5 groups on mongerers…and another 15 or so Euro-looking solo hunters but that was about it. Easily a 30-to-1 ratio or better and that was just during the day! After a few Presidentes and nothing less than 50 eye fucks…we all headed back to the hotel to prep for the evenings activities.
I’ll cover the night and next couple days later this afternoon…I need to take a nap.
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