I'm still "Just A Lurker."
The Chinese virus infected the Western world with Chinese-style totalitarian politics. - Gladiator
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. – H. L. Mencken
They're still trying to figure out what part of Nueva Yol Colorado is in.
They only consider what is right in front of them in that moment.
If they don't understand, they scrunch up their noses a couple times and move on to the next thing.
If they think you are off to see another Woman they will try to suck all the ammunition out of your gun.
They will fuck 10 guys a day and demand that you belong only to them. ("Es mi trabajo!")
They will give out Punani on credit.
They somehow know exactly when your plane touches down at SDQ and your Dom. cell will start blowing up before you clear customs.
They have no concept of time.
They treat make-up like every night is Halloween.
When they dance with you, you are only a prop. Don't take it personal. You could literally stand still on the dance floor and they'd never notice.
When all other options are exhausted they will follow you through a burning building.
They are not Putas. Nothing will ever be their fault.
Their mere presence commands propina.
They will ask you for taxi fare to go see their next trick.
Regardless of your Spanish fluency, they will fail to understand anything they don't want to hear.
Imagine a 5 year old trapped in the body of a 20 year old....you have just imagined the typical Dominican Woman.
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