Re: First time trip don't want to mess things up for you all
Originally Posted by
weyland
This would be my schedule if in the DR for only four days during warm and humid weather:
Day One: arrive in the afternoon / wind down with a drink / get in the pool / shower and change for dinner / unpack only what I need immediately / decide I am too tired for a chica that night.
Day Two: get up late morning / have breakfast / unpack my stuff / go shopping for anything I need / visit bank / get in the pool / shower and change for dinner / chat to fellow residents / visit a bar or two with fellow residents / fancy a few chicas but cannot find the special one I need to kick off my holiday.
Day Three: get up early / have breakfast / lose my glasses and spend most of the day looking for them / arrange for a chica my friend recommended to spend the night / have dinner / by midnight she still has not showed and I am too pissed off to look for another one plus have a headache after spending hours without my glasses so decide on fresh start tomorrow.
Day Four: remember I have to go home today / check flight check-in times / decide to pack early so no last minute panics and then find a chica for sex / cannot find my passport so spend three hours looking for it then realise I left it in the bank on Day Two / retrieve passport / no time now for a chica, the taxi is here / tip the tipico band at the airport / decide to return in six months - I will have to wait until then to lose my DR cherry
OMG that was priceless. I am still laughing 5 min later
It aint over till I am done!!!
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